occultvoid:

Stomachs of the Renaissance

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elfwreck:

bronwynofhighbrite:

This picture has been circulating all over social media and I have more to add:

• Delete all period cycle tracking apps off your phone today.
• Do not tell anyone why you want to take your trip, especially over text/apps.
• Do not tell anyone the real state/destination of your trip.
• Have everyone on your trip turn off their phones. Use written directions or a burner phone. Do not use burner phone to open any personal apps. Dispose of after trip.
• Only use cash while purchasing ANYTHING on your trip.
• Take “vacation” photos to post later. Be cautious of geo-tags/only post screenshots of the original photos.

Some people might say this is being extra or overly precautious, but this really is the reality we are facing. People have been imprisoned with murder charges in certain states- some for literal miscarriages. If you are a person that ends up in this situation, the state can and will use your data against you as evidence in court. Do not leave a paper trail. If they want to treat us like criminals, we’re gonna move like criminals.

Camping trips are very personal experiences. You can learn a lot about yourself during a camping trip–sometimes good things, sometimes sad or painful things. It’s often very profound, and it’s very private. I would never tell a third party someone’s camping trip secrets.

What happens during the camping trip, stays in the camping trip.

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girlsarethefuture:

death2america:

absolutely incredible how tumblr is arguably one of the most tolerable social media sites right now

Originally posted by samuelantonioroncalminano

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lonesomelavender:

busstop:

knucklestheenchiladawashere:

lontra-ohiensis:

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

Darrell Thorne on Instagram

Here’s some of his other artworks

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tikkety-tok:

Life imitating art.

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cries-havoc:

yessoupy:

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

this is one of those “you put it into words” kind of posts. right on.

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positive-vibes-allthetime:

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caffune:

sometimes Royals by Lorde comes on and I have this urge to skip it because of how they completely burned it out on the radio but by then it just goes gold teeth, grey goose, trippin in the bathroom and i have to leave it on

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glumshoe:

floridensis:

glumshoe:

omnipotentdarknesse-deactivated:

glumshoe:

ronin-warriors-fanatic:

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handstotheskye:

todefine-istolimit:

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inferentialdistance:

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glumshoe:

my favorite thing about humans is our taste for defensive chemicals

Plant: “I roll for poison defense.”

DM: “Nice. Okay, human—“

Human: “I eat the poison.”

DM: “What? Uh. Sure. You eat the poison. You eat it right up. Num num num. Constitution saving throw.”

Human: “16.”

DM: “Shit, okay, the poison poisons you, but only a little. You love it.”

Plant: “I want to make a DIFFERENT kind of poison. Or maybe I should just make the first poison more int—”

Human: “I EAT THE POISON.”

Plant: “You can’t eat this poison!”

Human: “I WILL EAT ALL THE POISONS AND I WILL LIKE IT.”

DM: “Some. Some of the—”

Human: “OM NOM NOM HUARGH NOM NOM NOM”

Human: “I begin farming the poisonous plant so I have a steady supply of delicious poison.”

DM: “What?”

Plant: “Wait, isn’t that good for me?”

Human: “DELICIOUS POISON!”

Plant: “Ha-HA! Now HERE is a poison you certainly won’t like, you pervert!”

Human: “Do that again.”

Plant: “What?”

Human: “Do that again. Harder.”

Plant: “Y…you mean—”

Human: “I̷̯̩̦̫̹͖̠̓̿̎̄̽̓ ̵̱̫̬̝̹̋̐̿͘c̵̢̖̺͎͔̳̄̄̌͋̈́̕a̶̛̦͗͋͆͘͝ň̸̡̊̕͜ ̵̫̪͉̰͈̾͊̒s̷͎̲̦͚͑͒̃̽̈́͘͝ę̷̲̥͉̿̓e̵̻͕͊̆̃ ̵̲̻̰̤̻̣̏t̴̝̭͇̂͂i̸̡͈͉̱̩̬̊ṁ̶̢̜͉̳͕̐͛̔͝ę̸͍̪̰̜̞̍̀.̸̞̀͌ͅ.̷̧̛͇̲̰͎̓̈́͐̓͝.̵̛̜̭̲̞̲͉͉̉̈͝͠”

Plant: “Hello??? Hello??? What is happening?”

Human: “Oh, you and I are going to have a long and beautiful relationship. I will plant you and cherish you and raise your children with love and care for a thousand generations and protect you from insects and beasts forever and ever and ever.”

Plant: “…I’m listening. I see now how this arrangement could be beneficial. What do I need to do?”

Human: “Just keep making that funny bone-wiggling compound you make ever so well.”

I don’t know if this is talking about drugs or caffeine

Caffeine, menthol, and capsaicin I think

Ahh, coffee, mint and spice: the three regularly consumed poisons of the human taste

Coffee… chocolate… mint… capsaicin… THC… garlic… onions… tobacco… cocaine… mustard… wasabi… basically most herbs and spices and half of drugs. Delicious.

personally i don’t like coffee, mustard or mint

ha! ha!

you are like an little insect…

now whenever my friends tease me for not liking coffee, mint, or spicy foods, I can just tell them that I’m not foolish enough to ENJOY eating poison

because you too are like an little insect….

but little insects like a little plant poison sometimes

they can have little a poison. as a treat.